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What did you discover if you find bones on the moon?

The cow didn't make it.

How do you get an elephant up a tree?

Put a seed under it and wait.

What do you call a blind dinosaur?

"Do-you-think-he-saurus?"'

What kind of star goes to jail?

A shooting star!

What is a ghost's favorite food?

Boo-berries!

What did the volcano say to its mom?

"I lava you!"

What did the alien say to the gardener?

"Take me to your weeder!"